My childhood was 70% aquatic

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

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officialunitedstates:

He wasn’t the sharpest tool in the toolbox.  He wasn’t even in the toolbox.  Humans usually can’t fit in there.

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